One thing that those other, incorrect people think they are special about, is where they live, and I don't mean like "in a mansion" or "not in a dumpster" because hobos are in a whole different conversation about being special. What I mean, is the weather. The mother-effing weather. People seem to be convinced that living in a place where there is lots of snow in the winter, somehow entitles them to the right to bitch about that snow even though they could totally move at anytime unless they are a sexual predator or under house arrest because of some silly mixup where exposing yourself to a lady at the grocery store who was totally eye-sexing you while she seductively fondled a carrot is a crime now, apparently. That's what the old timers used to be called an "advanced dating technique" according to the history books. Although to be fair we just call those "rape" now, for the most part. But I digress... Complaining about the snow when you live in the snow belt is like going to the dead hooker pile and complaining because the one you picked is missing a leg. I think we've all been there.
I've seen a map of the world before. There are all kinds of places to live in the middle parts where you don't have to deal with cold weather at all. And maybe you are thinking about all the different ethnicities living around the world at the equator and trying to decided the tactful way to say something racist, well don't even bother. I'm totally on to you. Not every Australian is the descendant of a criminal. Just most. Also aborigines. There's about 4 of them left, I think. Wait. According to my calculations Australia isn't even on the equator. Jeesh! Get your racist facts straight, David Duke.
And the other thing is...wait. I think I've complained about this before and besides it's a pretty boring read. I guess the real question is if you've ever eaten too much Chinese food and then every time you tried to burp up some room, you get a little bit of rice back. Because I have and that is gross.
I am so totally special, it's ridiculous.
I give up on this post. Here's dogs playing poker: