Thank you so much for your wonderful comment yesterday that enlightened me and totally didn't de-rail my boring post about cats and Hogwarts or whatever. Who even cares! We have the entire population of American Women to discriminate against and that takes time. All these lonely peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and tears as I sit around my cold, dark and empty apartment will have to wait. Let's bash us some women! Bitches ain't shit! Amiright?
The Boy's are Back in town! Boys are back in Too-oow-oww-owwwn!
The best thing about your blog is all the scientific research and deep-thinking you've put into it. I like when you use numerical data to back up your claims. Like how "over 50 percent of American women are single. The facts speak for themselves- NO ONE WANTS YOU!". I'm sure the other non-single 50% is married to cows or dating trees or something equally PERVERSE. I also like how your opinion that "only about 3-5% of American women are worth marrying. And that's being generous. I expect those numbers to steadily decline over the next decade." is cited as fact. Here's another fact maybe you didn't know: I think you might be a little retarded. And those numbers are showing an upward trend. Also, there was some good data on your site that said "its is true that its a growing trend among the women to act like tryant like cunt flaps". Its is SOOO true. I bet CNN has been tracking that one very closely. We can't have our ladies acting like "tryants" OR "cunt flaps", never mind "tryant cunt flaps".
Just as an outsider's perspective, I totally don't think you sound like a bitter loser no matter what everyone else on the planet is saying. You don't strike me as the type of inbred misogynistic creep who has spent too much time in a cramped trailer filled with ever-growing piles of Bud Light© cans, wallowing in your own self-pity because the woman you loved broke your heart. I'm sure there aren't like 40 cats living with you and that you are the pinnacle of masculine virtue and handsomeness. There is nothing cowardly about airing your petty small-minded grievances on the Internet instead of addressing directly those who hurt you. Don't listen to what everyone is saying. You're a real catch! Keep your chin up. Maybe you could marry a bear. Bears are awesome powerful creatures that remind us of the primal strength and beauty of mother nature. Plus they sleep all winter so you could totally rape them. You seem like the rapin' kind. Or maybe a sea lion.
I want you to know I'm not like a "mangina" or anything who is going to suggest you have a little dick like one of your readers did. I'm sure there is no reason why all your readers sound just like you. What a coincidence. I totally concur that American Women have too much self-respect, and too much identity and that they need to get in touch with their slave status like in the good old days before we let them vote. Maybe, as you suggest, we should find a nice Mexican or Eastern European girl, who totally won't be able to understand how idiotic the things we say are until it's way too late. HAHAHAHA! Tough luck, Ukraine! Guess you should learned more English than "I do!" Amiright? Up top!
You see I've been hurt too, my friend. I too have felt the cruel sting of a bitter, probably secret lesbian American Woman, who doesn't understand that Women's lib is the same as Man Hate. I have too been scorned and cast away by an obese, hairy American who was all aloof and lazy and didn't want to do anything around the house. It wouldn't have been so hard if I didn't love her so. Here's our wedding picture: