Sometimes It's Just About Hitting Publish and Not Looking Back
Maybe you don't think 15 minutes is enough time to write a quality post, but guess what else you didn't think about? Me getting your mom pregnant and then she has to have the baby because that generation didn't believe in abortions but they did believe in shame and then your mom has the baby and now I'm like your illegitimate half-dad. Your Bastard Dad. And you know what happens when you sass-talk your Bastard Dad, right? That's right...he get's drunk on Brandy Alexanders and won't stop putting his hand down his pants and adjusting himself while singing a weird variant of "Freebird" that features the line "I'm a flea with a bird nom!" and before you can ask what that means I pass out.
Here is my new favorite dinosaur:
HAHAHAHAHA! Two Wang asaurus! Get it? (It's a dick joke.)
Moral: Maybe sometimes when you have only 15 minutes to write, it's better to sit quietly and just think about birds or flowers or something.