It's the second point I'd like to undress*, because I am a steadfast dedicated researcher into all things internet, so I'm pretty much the Woodward and Bernstein of "Your Mom" jokes and while I was trying to decide what the hell I was going to write today I figured the best thing to do would be to type words like "
Hysterical Puppy-Dog Blood-Thirsty T-Rex" into Google and see what's what. The only thing that came up though was a picture of a Pug dressed like Princess Leia and not even the hot bikini one. Prudes Something really disgusting and manly, like someone eating a raw steak with their fingers at a bullfight while frenching a dwarf with herpes or something** that I'm totally NOT making up, so instead I decided to type in "What's what" but I didn't get that far because Auto-fill did THIS to me when I started to type...
That's like the most carefully guarded secret in the whole world forever!! Jesus!! What seedy back-alley of the internet have I stumbled into? Am I a National Security Risk like Will Smith in Enemy of the State. Oh HELLLL, No!
So now I have a "The Lady and The Tiger" type choice to make. Do I click through and see a million pictures of used tampons or do I just go make myself that sandwich? They say knowing is half the battle. But maybe sandwiches are the other half and not looking at bloody maxipads is another half and maybe adorable kittens are another half. It's all so hard to say. I have a sneak suspicion though, that knowing is half the battle of Little Big Horn as far as Lady Periods go, and it's the INDIAN half***!
I should have stuck to my original topic is my point.
Life Lesson: Go read me at Mama Pop. Top scientists all agree that I should stop quoting them about what they agree on. And also that I'm the most handsome man ever.
*HAHAHAHA!! See? It's a play on words! Instead of ADdress, I said UNdress!! Where did I put that slide whistle and my "ha-cha-cha-cha!!"hat?
**Being a dwarf is manly, not disgusting...just to clarify. Because they get all surly from a lifetime of being made fun of. Something I can gladly say, I never do unless I feel like it.
***HUGE props should be given to me for not using the word "redskin" anywhere at all in that analogy. I'm very in tune with cultural and vaginal sensitivities.