The first thing I want to talk about is this:
which maybe was taken from the failblog, but I can't be sure because there aren't always that many good clues about where pictures come from. I think any dinosaur that needs to wear a costume to eat a human is a big Pussy-a-saurus and needs to harden the fuck up. Come on, Man! Dinosaurs don't wear costumes! They wear entrails like a Mexican bandito wears his bandolier. That's not racist because draping yourself with bullets is cool and not lame and while it assumes that any bandito is Mexican, it does not assume that I care to be educated on the matter.
The other thing I wanted to share is the greatest reason for God and Buddha and Rosh Hashanah and Zeebus to create the internet. Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Lazertits.com. It's pretty much exactly what it sounds like so if you think that it's suitable for work, you must work in a porn factory or a brothel or your mom's house. Here's a sample that probably won't get you fired, but maybe save it for later anyways:
Pew! Pew! Pew! This is the greatest website ever!
PS: Except for Mama Pop after 1pm today, when you can read more of my innovative and handsome thoughts!