I was going to post about that but then there was breaking news on the Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus front, and folks....I'm calling you "folks" like this is a radio broadcast from the forties and you all hate The Hun and love Norman Rockwell and gosh I sure hope we bring the boys home soon, and all I'm doing to help the war effort is banging all the lonely housewives but we can't ALL be Private Ryan. Quit judging me... when it comes to Mega-Sharks or Giant Octopusses I like to think of myself as an expert witness for the defense.
The big news is that Roger Corman, who pretty much invented bad movies, is going to be directing a movie called Sharktopus, and I think we can all agree I just came in my pants. The thing with Sharktopus that makes it magical-er than if Frodo giving Harry Potter hand-release, is that it is both a shark AND a giant octopus, so it is clever and can squirt ink and sink ships and solve puzzles and eat Captain Quint and be in 3D if it wants, but also it has the capacity to love. And love makes the world go round if you don't count the conservation of angular momentum that is inherently present in the materials from which the Earth was originally formed.
This is how it looks when I'm banging your mom in a "Singapore Sling" according to Physics. Your witness.
And the other awesome thing about Sharktopus is it joins an elite fight team of movies that Corman has made that are all shark / vampire / dinosaur based including: Dinoshark, Dinocroc, Dinosaur Island, Carnosaur, Carnosaur 2, Carnosaur 3, and Vampirella, which may not seem like it fits, but trust me I don't even care. The whole reason for this post is really just to show you the picture I'm about to show you and then high five myself until I become self-conscious and realize everyone is watching me with scared/confused looks on their faces and then I'll remember back when I said "I just came in my pants." and then the world will make sense again.
Quid Pro Quo.