I was going to post something clever but then I sobered up so too bad for you. In the interim here's some Lego© porn . (*shrugs*)
Even though I'm pretty sure I invented the sex dungeon, I never get any credit. It's probably because I'm so handsome. Everyone thinks that's enough. Well, I'm more than just a pretty face, and a gorgeous body and a winning smile.
You may be asking yourself "Why the hell did he post Lego Porn?" I think the real question is "Why are you looking at it?"
You're really messed up, Yo.