I didn't have time to write anything for this blog today because maybe I had to fight off a thousand evil Sith lords or wrestle a T. Rex or write a post for Mama Pop, and one flash of brilliance a day is all I can muster because it's better to burn out than fade away sayeth the Lord or maybe that was Def Leppard back when they had 10 arms and I used to draw their logo in my social studies notebook instead of taking notes and it's totally their fault I think Canada is part of The North Pole and that the indigenous peoples of the deep South American Amazon are mind-controlled pygmy cannibal under the tyrannical control of a previously undiscovered species of monkey that I like to call "Hyper-Gorillas". Okay that's not Def Leppard's fault. I blame Styx for that one.
So, In long, I'm not actually writing anything today and I know you're disappointed but I have news for you, I'm not your Walt Disney World experience. I'm not going to give you a wake-up call from Goofy, or let you get a blow-jay from Ariel, or watch Snow White pound vegetables up her ass if that's your thing, because unlike Disney I believe in family values. I know my family's value because I tried to sell them to gypsies one time and I know 138 bucks sounds like a lot of jello shots, but I had to draw the line somewhere. Then the gypsies clubbed me and stole my wallet, but the joke is on them because I'm completely broke. HAHAHAHA! Take THAT gypsies!! Now where did I have that insurance card? I need to get all this head trauma looked at.
In conclusion, Your mom. Also, I'm sorry I didn't write today except for this and at Mama Pop, which you can go read if you want, but I've done better, so maybe just click over there and pretend to read it, and then come back and tell me it was LOL or WTF or OMFG or TWSS or whatever it is you people do in your spare time when you're not watching Minnie Mouse get double teamed by Pluto and The Absent-Minded Professor or whatever. LOL!!
Moral : I also got Nominated for Five Star Friday with this bit about Zombieland. That one is totally funny and if you don't get it than that's on your shoulders. (*disapproving glare*)