Go Eat Fuck!
Okay. So the reason for this super gracious Sunday morning post is that one of my articles for Mama Pop is being featured right there on the top of the page and it has a checky-line box around it so that it looks like a coupon, but it totally isn't so don't try and present it anywhere like the liquor store and say it's a "BOGO" because you think using slang for "buy one get one" is a good way to deceive them because they'll see right through that ruse and if you haven't read it, it's pretty much the funniest thing ever written and I'm not saying that to be brash and stuck up, but because I am honor-bound to always tell the truth even when it is embarrassing, like a Klingon or someone with the herpes. It's like that time I had to tell that guy that I thought his clothes made him look like a woman, even though I felt super bad for doing it and okay maybe I was pointing and laughing but that doesn't mean I didn't TOTALLY feel bad. Man, you'd think judges would have a better sense of humor because all they do all day is listen to people complain and I would think being funny would be a natural defense mechanism. That and drinking.