Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets you. A friend in high School's father used to say that and then I stole his neckties when he wasn't home. The moral of the story: Don't invite me over to your house when I need a necktie. Also the moral: Go read my Mama Pop article on the movie Fanboys. It's good for a snicker I think.
Spoiler:I call Dan Fogler afterbirth.
Here's the trailer if you are unfamiliar with the film: