*It totally doesn't work to spell out dirty words when you are writing because you can still read them. I feel like an English Teacher all the sudden. Like maybe some beautiful private school girl will stay after for assistance and I'll be all "Let's H-U-M-P" and she'll be all "Huh?". But then I write it on the board and she'll be all "Gross. I'm telling the principle." and then I'll be fired. But I will have learned a valuable lesson and knowing is half the battle. And maybe the other half of the battle ought to be stuffing stuck-up private school girls in my trunk after chloroforming them but I'm above that because I'm a Real American Hero©.