Monday, April 27, 2009

It's Things Like This That Make Me Glad I Have A Blog

Oddly, I don't remember this one.

16 comments:

Listen Up, MoFos! said...

O. M. G.

Anna Russell said...

I need another kid so I can fuck them up for life with that. It's too late for the one I've got.

Peggy said...

The thing that made me laugh was Mama Bear's face! Perfect!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

He's got a little bulge there. Did she...? Did she divide the balls???

Is there an illustration from the other side of the foot?

FrankandMary said...

I once got an email for National Book Banning Week. Yes, it really exists. I deleted it, but I bet this was on there.
~Mary

Miss Yvonne said...

I'm pretty sure I read that one when I was a kid. They put that one out right after "The Berstein Bears get fucked up on shrooms".

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Oh I remember reading this to my husband a long time ago. Things weren't going well at that time...

Kristine said...

I don't know why this ISN'T a real book. I mean, how does a parent delicately approach the balls-aren't-always-fun-to-kick discussion?

Carolyn...Online said...

So now there are two girl bears.

Char said...

that had to hurt

Pearl said...

I think there's something in the air. The blog I read just before this one was also genital-based.
:-)
Pearl

Just.Kate said...

I'm Googling this shit.

And yes, I think the balls were divided. *shudder**hurk*

Mona Lott said...

He totally deserved it, but I hope there's a sequel, in which she gets a titty twister or something. I dislike the bears.

I'm Nate's Mom said...

I love that the series is called "First Time Books." What other "first time" events will the bears experience?

Mona Lott said...

Can you imagine the "First Time Book" on crabs... On a bear...

Good. Times.

Ms. Salti said...

That's hilarious. I used to love the Berenstain Bears!