O. M. G.
I need another kid so I can fuck them up for life with that. It's too late for the one I've got.
The thing that made me laugh was Mama Bear's face! Perfect!
He's got a little bulge there. Did she...? Did she divide the balls???Is there an illustration from the other side of the foot?
I once got an email for National Book Banning Week. Yes, it really exists. I deleted it, but I bet this was on there.~Mary
I'm pretty sure I read that one when I was a kid. They put that one out right after "The Berstein Bears get fucked up on shrooms".
Oh I remember reading this to my husband a long time ago. Things weren't going well at that time...
I don't know why this ISN'T a real book. I mean, how does a parent delicately approach the balls-aren't-always-fun-to-kick discussion?
So now there are two girl bears.
that had to hurt
I think there's something in the air. The blog I read just before this one was also genital-based.:-)Pearl
I'm Googling this shit. And yes, I think the balls were divided. *shudder**hurk*
He totally deserved it, but I hope there's a sequel, in which she gets a titty twister or something. I dislike the bears.
I love that the series is called "First Time Books." What other "first time" events will the bears experience?
Can you imagine the "First Time Book" on crabs... On a bear... Good. Times.
That's hilarious. I used to love the Berenstain Bears!
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