Friday, April 17, 2009

I Am A Shameless and Dirty Word Whore

You can totally go read this hysterical article I just wrote over at Mama Pop if you want. Like, don't feel obligated. I mean...sure I read all your shit...but it's not like we're fucking related or anything. I mean...I don't need your fucking charity! Go to hell!

I mean "Please".


PS: I labelled this as "Turtle Rape Shoe" just so I wouldn't forget. Here's a new video in case you still need entertainment:


14 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Hahhaaa.

I'm Nate's Mom said...

The turtle is Mel Gibson, and the shoe is Renne Russo. Or maybe it's the other way around. And Nate wants a turtle. No way!

Chelle said...

Well I like Rhinos.

Anna Russell said...

Awww, hell no! I'll read your other post now, you whore.

Ms. Salti said...

Saw you featured over on Conoisseur du Jour... I think I'll watch this later seeing how I'm on my work computer.... can't wait to read some of your stuff.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

That shoe is too old for this shit.

Maelstrom said...

That turtle looks like he can go all day.

Rachel said...

I love your writing - it is so sharp it could cut, but also delightfully hysterical. I also love it when turtles hump things. Does not happen often enough.

Char said...

:) I at least expected a shirtless man of some sort...so disappointing

sour said...

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN

whitesnake goes to your mamapop thing
with me

field trip

Mona Lott said...

That was good shit, man. Don't feel like a whore, if you didn't post a link I wouldn't get there... You know I only open one new account every two years:D So just blame the local ludite!

Frankenfinger said...

"I raped a shoe, and I liked it."

Chelle said...

The sobering reality that nobody is discussing here, is the fact that somewhere, someone in your neighborhood or apartment building is getting off on that video as I type this.

No it isn't me.

Is not.

Lori said...

The turtle sucks. It also looks like it's wearing blue eye shadow from the 80's.This is You Tube's Ishtar. BRING BACK THE GOATS! or even the flipping sticks. (you get more now, by the way.)