Now at least half the people were all "That's gross" or "Sick." but they apparently are out of touch with the real issues we are facing globally today and what with the ice caps melting and the snow bears running wild, and our money exploding, and vampires we have to be more understanding if people want to have sex with fish. It's in the Bible. I mean...not fish fuckers... but like that sign they hold up at the football games says "John 3:16", and I don't know who John is or if that's his locker combination or what, but I think it means judge not lest ye turn into fishes and loaves of bread or whatever. I'm pretty much a biblical scholar so just take my word for it. We need to feel empathy...like this person:
Yeah! I think we've all drooled over a hot anime demon or Legolas, so it's pretty much like "We are the World". The point is well made. Obviously, Elves left this realm at the beginning of the Third Age and turned into fish and also some fish are demons from Japan, so laugh all you want but it'll be your ass in a sling if you have a satanic trout hanging off your wang. Internet logic is THE BEST logic.
And here's this person:
who totally wasn't picking up what I was laying down and if I saw this guy on the street I would be all 'Fuck! That guy's a cartoon!" but then I would remember that that is racist and against the Geneva Convention and I would try to give him a hug because if the Lion King taught us anything, it's that we are one.
Since the sex question went over so well, I made this weeks a little more "spicy". We'll see what what mysteries we can shed light on, when the internet responds.*