And he was a bird rapist who has totally been caught before and knows what kind of time I'd be looking at if I wanted to have sex with a flamingo, and that's really messed up, but what am I going to do, because obviously the whole world thinks this is the right answer and also that I am a flamingo diddler or a "Diddleringo" and that's not cool at all. Fuck you, world.
Several other people chimed in, but they didn't really have anything else to contribute like how I can avoid getting caught having sex with birds. Here's what they said:
"Ms. Bell" is obviously off her nut. She loves flamingos too and wants to have sex with them probably and what the hell kind of crazy have I stirred up with this innocuous question anyways, she then goes on to tell me where I can live in Florida to be nearer to them so I can start a whole rape-colony I guess and now I wish I'd asked something less perverted, but how was I to know?
"Sugar Baby" is a psychotic who thinks I'm trying to turn into a flamingo and then writes a little bit about looking up "flamingoitis" but she's being all cutesy like "Flamingos are Adorable!" and I want to punch her right between her big anime eyes for not taking my pretend question seriously.
Okay. Moving on... I decided since if you talk about animals all you get is perverts, I'd ask a question about having sex with animals and get all the pretense out of the way: