The site is called Five Star Fridays and TWO of the blogs that everyone reading this may have read and thought "Pfft." are totally being recognized as genuis works of fine art and by putting the link in I totally expect you all to go there and be all frothy and sweaty about how wonderful I am or you can count me out of helping you move or catching that pesky cartoon skunk that keeps sneaking into your house and trying to fuck your cat or whatever. Also there is an award if you go there ,and that award is one of you will be my BFFFF or my Best Fucking Friend For Friday because I just met you probably and maybe there's something wrong with you or you won't like the way I do my dishes or something and then you'll get all passive-aggressive and I'll get moody and spend all my time with my other internet friends and you'll be all "I don't even KNOW you anymore." Why do you have to be like that? Why?
Also, starting Monday, I will have a regular column on this awesome site called Mama Pop and it is pretty much a brilliant mecca of superheros where you can go and bask in all manner of internet gossip and breezy light-hearted swearing about life in general but no porn because they are super-classy and yeah they asked me to write for them, what's your point? Like you're so great. With your fancy cars and sexy beastiality stashes under the stairs. Well La-dee-da, Your Highness.
Anyway(s) they asked me to join them and at first I thought it was a wrong number or a hilarious practical joke, but then I realized I wasn't on the phone and was never in a fraternity so maybe not. Look for my post on Monday at 11am. And then subscribe and maybe I'll post more stuff, assuming they haven't run me out of the country or anything. The other writers over there are awesome too and funny and if you think I'm only saying this because they are probably reading this then I don't know where you get your delusions from laser-brain. Hey what's that over there!
PS: Thanks to Sweetney for nominating me and Inviting me to write for her awesome site and for pimping me out on twitter and pretty much being my agent except she doesn't even get 10%, but if she was here I'd let her have one of my Pop-Tarts. Okay, half...but still.
PPS: Also Thanks to whoever nominated THE OTHER blog to Five Star Fridays. I'm guessing it was probably Batman because they have done the right thing for the world with quiet, unassuming dignity. Which is the best thing about me too!!
PPPS: This fever is awesome because I have no idea what I just wrote but I can only assume it was great because look at all the awards I'm winning. I must make this look easy. Whoops! Blacked out for a minute there!