I'm going to start twittering again, so if you want to get an unending cavalcade of Hilarity you can follow me. I'm "@MonsterApathy". Also, I'm a whore. But a handsome one. So like...an expensive whore. But also not fussy. So a cheap expensive whore. But also no gross hoboes or VDed out dirtbags. So a cheap expensive discriminating whore. But also broke as hell... so a Desperate Cheap Expensive Discriminating Whore.