Wednesday, March 4, 2009

FYI means "FOR YOUR INFORMATION"

I'm going to start twittering again, so if you want to get an unending cavalcade of Hilarity you can follow me. I'm "@MonsterApathy". Also, I'm a whore.  But a handsome one. So like...an expensive whore. But also not fussy. So a cheap expensive whore. But also no gross hoboes or VDed out dirtbags. So a cheap expensive discriminating whore. But also broke as hell... so a Desperate Cheap Expensive Discriminating Whore.

Who likes to party.

This was supposed to be about twittering. 

12 comments:

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I'm writing a post right now about how I'm a whore, AND I referred to myself as a linguistic purist. Get out of my head, man!

I'm deleting the purist part now. I need to learn some new words.

Kurt said...

But I like your head. It says things like "I'm the medical marijuana of Pedophilia." which is maybe the best sentence I've ever read.

Plus, words are hard.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Most of the time it plays the theme from "Charles in Charge" on a loop and my lobes are always at war. My head is a nice place to visit but i wouldn't want to live here.

I totally thought that sentence would only make sense to me.

Kurt said...

Nope. I followed it all the way through. If it was Hansel and Gretel's trail of breadcrumbs than fuck this metaphor.(gave up...too tired...sorry.)

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

I think you should walk around your block twittering. Then you could be known as that twittering man who looks like a whore. It would be cool. Women would want to sleep with you and men would want to be you.

Kurt said...

They totally already do only it's the men who want to sleep with me and the women who want to be me.

Vic said...

Why are all my blogger friends whores??? The world is a dark, dark place. I'm going out to buy some fishnet stockings and some crushed velvet furniture.

Kurt said...

It's totally a reflection on you. Just ask my mom. She was always telling me "Your friends are... something, something,something." I don't know...usually I was too wasted to listen to the rest.

Nikki said...

Haha, everyone is a whore today. I come to work all sick and stuffy and blammo I have whore friends. Who woulda thunk it.

Kurt said...

That's what you get for going to work. See...I'm totally cured of that shit.

Char said...

I noticed there was sudden activity in the Rigel quadrant

Brandy Rose said...

"Desperate Cheap Expensive Discriminating Whore" wow, add complicated.

But still, thats kinda hot.

How you doin? (I've always wanted to use that line.)