Friday, March 27, 2009


I'm keeping this short and sweet. This is pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen and probably why God made the internet besides Porn. My dear friend Miss Yvonne made it and if you don't read her blog and it's calvalcade of "your mom" jokes than I don't want to say that you have a learning disablility but can you think of a work that rhymes with "cat"? Asshat! Very good!

PS:While you're there you should subscribe or else you'll be doomed to a life without the "strangle sex" you like so much.


Brown-Eyed Girl said...

I followed the link. And then another. And another.

Damn sakes! You got me lost! But I found my way back.

I can't believe we just "met" and you're already getting me lost.

I that on purpose?

Lea said...

The visuals of strangle sex have been trying to burn a hole through my brain, from the insides of my eyeballs, ok well not ALL of the visuals, ok there's only 3 but I'm not going to tell you which ones are trying to get oxygen to my brain through my eyeballs, which is seriously happening right now.

And then I thought, let me look at the doohickey tag thingey cause he has it tagged he's probably talked about it before and I go and nope, never mentioned it before or if you did you never tagged it. So..

Now I get to go to bed, thinking about strangle sex, wait, maybe that's not such a bad thing... but then the words crotch rot and strangle sex come to mind overlapping each other and NO I'm thinking it would NOT be a good thing to go to sleep thinking about and ohholyhell..the burning begins again. Heh.

Oh, 'scuse me, forgot my manners (well, you would to with burning eyeballs, would'ntcha?), I just began reading your blog a week or less, maybe more, clueless to when, but pretty sure it was recently and have no clue what lead me there so please don't ask cause then I'll look even more stupid, since I've tried to leave a comment here 3 or 4 times already and my new computer keeps bugging out on me losing what I type, that if it does it again, I'm not going to leave any comment and just put my head in the toliet (you know, that oxygen thing and fire? Oh and I just totally ratted myself off with the stupid part) but, really if it does it again, it means I'm not meant to leave you a comment, which sucks because laughing makes me want to leave comments... crigggie..

Hello, I'm Lea, nicetameetcha - Now, I'll go wander off and see if I can get my eyeballs to stop burning from the inside out, I simply can't have oxygen in my brain, fire or no fire! Where would THAT get me?

Miss Yvonne said...

Wow, I feel so pimped! I'm glad you enjoyed my video enough to link me over here where the cool kids hang out. And yes, it is pretty much the funniest thing you will ever see on the internet, but only because I said "Kurt" and "crotch rot" in it.

You make-a me so happy, I would totally let my cat dry hump your leg if you wanted him to.

Soda and Candy said...

Kurt, you inspire awesomeness in all those around you.