So here is my RESOLVED question, and if I've learned one thing from this experience, that's a miracle, and if I've learned two things, it's that 1/3 of the people on Yahoo Answers© are brilliant and get how incredibly funny I am. And 1/3 are confused. And 1/3 are out there trying to help people and are literal, no sense of humor-having tight-asses, and screw them and their charity. Like I need it!
Also it turns out that this is just a game and I am only a Level One question-asker, even though that was clearly at least a Level Six question, and I have 95 points, which I'm guessing is a high score for Level Ones like me, and I think I'm totally ready to level-up like in video games but I don't remember hearing anything about a boss battle, and what would a boss battle be in Yahoo Answers© anyway(s)? I suppose it would be like a tougher than normal question, but since I'm only Level One it would be like "Is it true that cats can fly?" and I'll be all "Hmm..." because I think it's a trick question and then I'll get it wrong and won't level-up. Also, I use my alias when I'm on Yahoo Answers© because I don't want all their unfunny answers messing up the free porn spam I get. My alias is Vin Cognito©, but don't tell anyone. Let's just keep that between us on the internet.
So the moral of this story is never give up without a fight, because I totally didn't and went back today and asked another question that will strike at the heart of what people think they know, and once that seed of knowledge has been planted it only needs time and patience to grow into a mighty Sequoia of Awesome and eagles will live in it, and centaurs will frolic in its shadow and that Pan guy with the goat legs will totally play his magic sex-lute or whatever, and all will be right in the world. Vic gave me the inspiration for this one, so you're welcome, Vic*.
*I'm not even sure Vic knew the capital of the Flamingo Empire was in the Everglades. She probably thought that was just where the administrative offices were, like the rest of you. I'm so informative you're lucky my brain doesn't supernova, because then there would be a black hole of genius.
PS: Also, Flamingo-itis is a rare but incurable disease and if you don't believe me, than you are ahead of the curve. Kudos to you for thinking outside the box. Because the box is labelled "Put Stupid People in Here"