Now they have my attention because I sense that this is NOT Malarkey at all and maybe genius but worst case scenario is it's an awsome Japanese Translation like the Newsradio episode "Super Karate Monkey Death Car"* So now I totally have to buy this book because if I can beat depression by simply constricting my anus 100 times every day than that em-effer is BEAT. Let's read some more shall we? This is from the first page and there is so much wisdom in here that maybe you're not ready for it :
I added some notes for you, and also a bonus velociraptor because what gift isn't improved with the inclusion of dinosaurs? Stupid gifts, that's what. Also, I am a great humanitarian and if I survive the 3-week fasting I am going to be so not depressed that when I wink at someone they will sprout wings and turn into a fairy.
*Moonkee also illuminated me on this bit of brilliance. You should totally follow that link and watch at LEAST the first minute and a half. Also, you can't put exclamation marks in blog labels. I know that seems off-topic, but it isn't so please try and keep up.