My son informed me today that the reason he is superior to me is because I am "old and rickety" and he is "agile like a mink". The Boy is 8. I'm not sure whether to be super-offended or super-proud. I think the best plan is to continue to drink, because nothing drowns out scary emotions that I don't understand like my good friend whisky. What's that, whisky? Your bottle is too full? Let me see if I can't help you out.
ps: The picture comes from the obviously-labeled explainthisimage.com. I've seen a lot of them before but not all of them and the people's comments? I'm not saying this should be our currency after our money is done exploding, but it IS priceless.
*Remember kids! "Porn", "Burrito", and "Hot Dog" are all valid emotions here! Let's grow together!