Hey remember that time you followed a link from a letter I supposedly got from the New London Literary Review and then discovered it was a hilarious hoax. Like when Orson Wells read "The Vagina Monologues" or whatever on the radio in 1856 and everyone freaked out because they thought vaginas where shooting lasers all over the world. When in fact...stupid people...vaginas weren't even invented until 1945. True Story.
Sorry about my elaborate hoax. I'm sure no one saw through it.
I'm pretty much the Doug Henning of Pedophilia.